Why bros before hoes

Scientists at the University of Missouri have determined that in at least one way, men are biologically inclined to put their buddies first. Men's testosterone levels increase when they are interacting with a potential sex partner, but there's no spike in testosterone when the woman in question is the mate of a friend. Lead author of the study Mark Flinn says that the finding "suggests that men's mind have evolved to foster a situation where the stable pair bonds of friends are respected.

The findings are tentative because of the limited participants and circumstances, but the researchers think the pattern is broader than just sexual temptation and may be involved in a range of activities.

For instance, testosterone levels soared in young men competing in sporting events against rival communities but remained unchanged if the competition was a close neighbor, leading researchers to suggest testosterone might remain low to help members of a community work together or rise to help defeat an outside threat. While the phrase "bros before hos" might not be endearing, the concept of this research is probably good news for those of us who don't want to be in a super-awkward situation between a guy and his pals like what happened to a friend of mine once!

And though we don't deal with as much testosterone, it's a good reminder to women not to compete with friends over guys either. The high school fling will end and six monts later, no one, not even you, will remember it, but your bros will still be there, untill the day you keel over and die. In other words, unless you plan to mary her, hang with the dudes, and if you do plan to marry her, she'll understand if you say you made plans with your friends; and if she's not a bitch she'll get over it.

Bro: Mike, were gona get shitfaced with the dudes tonite! Mike: Sorry man, I made plans with Liniqua tonite. Bro: Fuck you, we've been planning this all week! Mike: but i told her she was the reason I'm alive tonite so i can't go with you.

Bro: proceeds to reach down Mike's pants Oh, there they are, i was wondering where your balls were hiding. The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you bros before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc hoes. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery , homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang.

But still put your bros before hoe-bros. Alex: Let's go smoke some weed! John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.

Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!